"Ted is hands down the best musician i have ever had the pleasure

to play with, Its been about fifteen years now and i still haven't

heard a single note. A true mavrick."

                                                 - Thomas Noke 2018

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Ted has been unsucessfully teaching duck hearding for years.

He can't be reached, nor can he be stopped. If seen, please help.

 

Ted, As seen in:

Brakelight, The Crash Gears,  Skunk and the Gassy Badgers, Iago, Patchwork and The Lustful Killer Space Quackers.